I did the macarena with a llama in an elevator because that's how I roll....

I should really stop sending these on.  They're so stupid, but I do anyway.  I guess it's better than crack.

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Follow directions then delete mine and put your sentence at the top and forward on (don't forget to send me a copy, I need a laugh too...) You can dispense with the sending back, thanks
 
Pick the month you were born:
January - I kicked
February - I loved
March - I karate chopped
April - I licked
May - I jumped on
June - I smelled
July - I did the Macarena With
August - I had lunch with
September - I danced with
October - I sang to
November - I yelled at
December - I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1- a birdbath
2 - a monster
3 - a phone
4 - a fork
5 - a snowman
6 - a gangster
7 - my mobile phone
8 - my dog
9 - my best friends' boyfriend
10 - my neighbor
11- my science teacher
12 - a banana
13 - a fireman
14 - a stuffed animal
15 - a goat
16 - a pickle
17 - your mom
18 - a spoon
19 - a smurf
20 - a baseball bat
21 - a ninja
22 - Chuck Norris
23 - a noodle
24 - a squirrel
25 - a football player
26 - my sister
27 - -my brother
28 - an iPod
29 - a surfer
30 - a homeless guy
31 - a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1 -  In my car
2  - On your car
3 - In a hole
4 - Under your bed
5  - Riding a Motorcycle
6  - sliding down a hill
7  - in an elevator
8 - at the dinner table
9  - In line at the bank
0  - in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White - because I can do no wrong.
Black - because that's how I roll.
Pink - because I'm NOT crazy.
Red - because the voices told me to.
Blue - because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green - because I think I need some serious help.
Purple - because I'm AWESOME!
Gray - because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow - because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange - because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown - because I can.
Other - because I'm a Ninja!
None - because I can't control myself!

I can't wait to see w hat you get stuck with!

Comments

[Snapdiva]

I sang to a phone in an elevator because I think I need some serious help...DA-- AMMM!

[(formerly) no-blog-rachel]

ohmygod that's funny!