KNita KNittin'

"Our crowns have been bought and paid for. All we have to do is wear them!"

This is the first line of the show, and it is spoken by Mother Shaw.  That's me!!
Well, suffice it to say, opening weekend, and the week prior to opening are usually pretty damned stressful.  So much so that I've had very minor, though annoying panic attacks, but thankfully, the adrenaline rush from being onstage takes care of these things.  Also, thankfully, I'm taking the day off today so that I don't have to think about much of anything else except my belly button.  Yay!!

The show had a fantastically wonderful opening.  We are performing @ the San Pedro Square theater in San Jose, and it's a quaint little theater with a bar, wood floors and comfortable seating.  Not a bad seat in the house.  It only seats a little over 100 people, but it's a wonderful wonderful place to perform.  I hope those of you that can come, will come.  Click on the poster to the left, and get all the details you need. 

In the meantime, I'm takin' a nap!!

I did the macarena with a llama in an elevator because that's how I roll....

I should really stop sending these on.  They're so stupid, but I do anyway.  I guess it's better than crack.

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Follow directions then delete mine and put your sentence at the top and forward on (don't forget to send me a copy, I need a laugh too...) You can dispense with the sending back, thanks
 
Pick the month you were born:
January - I kicked
February - I loved
March - I karate chopped
April - I licked
May - I jumped on
June - I smelled
July - I did the Macarena With
August - I had lunch with
September - I danced with
October - I sang to
November - I yelled at
December - I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1- a birdbath
2 - a monster
3 - a phone
4 - a fork
5 - a snowman
6 - a gangster
7 - my mobile phone
8 - my dog
9 - my best friends' boyfriend
10 - my neighbor
11- my science teacher
12 - a banana
13 - a fireman
14 - a stuffed animal
15 - a goat
16 - a pickle
17 - your mom
18 - a spoon
19 - a smurf
20 - a baseball bat
21 - a ninja
22 - Chuck Norris
23 - a noodle
24 - a squirrel
25 - a football player
26 - my sister
27 - -my brother
28 - an iPod
29 - a surfer
30 - a homeless guy
31 - a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1 -  In my car
2  - On your car
3 - In a hole
4 - Under your bed
5  - Riding a Motorcycle
6  - sliding down a hill
7  - in an elevator
8 - at the dinner table
9  - In line at the bank
0  - in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White - because I can do no wrong.
Black - because that's how I roll.
Pink - because I'm NOT crazy.
Red - because the voices told me to.
Blue - because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green - because I think I need some serious help.
Purple - because I'm AWESOME!
Gray - because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow - because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange - because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown - because I can.
Other - because I'm a Ninja!
None - because I can't control myself!

I can't wait to see w hat you get stuck with!